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Why Men have Nipples?
From: "Brian Baird"
I have the world's most asked question. At least at my house anyway.
"Why do men have nipples?"
If you would, send me the answer. Thanks in advance. Great site by
Antoine all the way from Ireland sent us this
I am surprised that the question 'Why do men have
nipples?' remains unanswered.
There are two schools of thought on this one - The first school is
Harvard and the thinking there is that men are basically just women
with dicks and as such have one of the most instantly recognizable
features of the female form - nipples.
The other school of thought is Tall Oaks School for 'special' pupils
- the school of thought there is that men have nipples as indicators
of cold days when you wrap up warm.
The third school of thought is over here in Ireland and being a
God-fearing nation the answer to all things lies with God. The Pope
was recently asked why men indeed do have nipples to which he
replied 'God in his infinite wisdom knew that somewhere along the
line a man would invent the nipple-clamp and God being the
omnipotent and good fellow he is didn't want the man's day ruined so
he gave all men nipples.' Here in Ireland we strongly believe in
Papal infallibility so this explanation must be true - just as sure
as the world is flat.
Welsh Bird added this:
when i child is formed in the womb of its mother the
basic body outline is produced, before the sex is decided, so
nipples are automaticly produced - in case it is a girl. so thats
why lads have nipples, theres no practicle reason they're just
there. plus wouldnt they look a bit stupid if it was all bare??
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