Kidnappers worst nightmare
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Background: This is yet another e-mail question as follows:
From: Jennifer
While loading the trunk of my car with goodies, (I have one of those
"mysterious" GM cars with the switched logos) I noticed a yellow tag
hanging from the top of the lid. Never noticing this, I wondered
what it could be. The yellow tag showed a picture of the back of a
car with the trunk open and a little man jumping out. Out of
curiosity, I hopped into my trunk, closed the lid, and pulled the
yellow tag. Much to my amazement, the lid popped open and I was able
to jump out of my trunk. Why would the manufacturers put such an odd
thing in my trunk? Were they worried that the dead bodies I keep in
there would get cramped and need to stretch their legs? I hope you
can find the answer to my question, so I can sleep better at night
knowing those dead bodies in my trunk are more comfortable.
Well when the 3rd person we tried to get into the trunk ended up
getting out we wondered about this too since we really need to keep
Shaun in the trunk till he is needed...anymore and he gets a little
jumpy
Info:
Well after a few
e-mails and a nice little chat with one of the SQA crew we found out
the answer to this question. With the current scare of people
driving up to your children or elderly people walking on the
sidewalk and somehow magically stuffing them into a trunk GM decided
to appease the minds of the worried. Hence the new keen little flag
and/or glow in the dark button that releases the trunk. So now you
can feel safe in knowing if your Grandmother is walking on the
street and a car gang of ravaging Elderly people collectors comes
and steals her that she always has a choice. Now said person can
jump out of the moving car on the highway (although it might be best
to wait till they stop but then...always remember tuck and roll).
A big thanks to the couple of e-mails we got in answer to the
question so Tom, Rick, Mike, and Laurie thanks for checking out the
site and looking the stuff up for us so we didn't have to wait on
hold with GM again hehe.
Thanks again
to Dave Varet, the SQA crew was once again corrected as to the real
happening of the trunk. Here's the real deal.
wrong again. The yellow handle in the trunk is not for kidnappings
but stupid kids. A couple years back kids kept locking themselves
accidentally in trunks that had been mistakenly left open. Parents
on a few occasions actually opened their trunk to find dead child
inside. Given how much fun that would be and that the chief target
of car sales in the late nineties were moms, car companies quickly
did research as to what they could do. Originally the handles were
red or orange as these colors require the least light to be seen of
any colors in the visible spectrum, but retarded kids associated
these colors with fire and thought that they would get burned if
they touched the handles. If you ask me I think this whole situation
called for a little progressive Darwinism (these are the same type
of retards that when they grow up can't understand that inflammable
means something is able to be ignited and required the term to be
switched to flammable) regardless, idiocy, not kidnapping was the
problem. Kidnappers seldom place kids in trunks outside of the
movies (arriving to your hideout with a suffocated child does little
good come ransom phone call time)
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