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Archives "Moldy Oldies" (Best/Worst of S.Q.A.)

Old and Musty The Disappearance of Void the Noid The Mr. Rogers trolley car scandal The Case of the Time Warped Pizza The Talented Mr. Grimace and others The case of the mixed up engineer The Chinese Monopoly aglets "Veni Vidi Vici” why? MATH! Light at the end of a long tunnel The BMV The honorable woodchuck Peeing on your feet The disappearing act of a Meat Puppet Express Men switch-a-roo the history of the Roulette hotel tipping mathematics Supercalafajalistickespeealadojus why holes hotel vs. motel McCartney's ex: the Kodak connection Old Cartoon??? Calibrating Thermometers A floating passenger car You must first dial a 1 do you swear? "no" Humvee + parachute	Old Blinks a min Clicks in Distance. Die caterpillars Vindictive Manager a check to anonymous Boats, no brakes It a pronoun? AA,C,D no B. Palms, Religion meaning? Big Apple????Why? Buggy Sh!t Cheeky Pins? Nuts? The case of the not meat...meat Bette Davis eyes K in K-mart? Greater than God? Kidnappers worst nightmare The Cursed First basemen Why Do men have Nipples? Changing your name Lethal Injection Nature of Truth Weight of Clouds Which Dave died? Is God a good role model? Blink182 and Greenday mystery? The case of Grapes and Grapefruit
Not So Old Why is there braille on ATM's? Round pizza, Square Box? Where do magnets come from? Why don't explosive detecting dogs smell owners gun powder? Christina holding something back? Turtle without a shell? Numbers What goes "Grape Nuts" mean? Drivers Ed Can a duck drown? Crusty Mustard We invented it, why do we claim victory? Adam and Eve created incest?? Milk from a cow? Drinking and Driving Adam and Eve, navels. Paul McCartney dead or alive?!?! Are you a cannibal? Scooby's family secrets exposed Force in gyroscope Going pant less? Hells Angels motercycle? Cheese made from breast milk? Why the abbreviation for pound? Buzz... Human or toy? How many stamps??	Old but not too Old Where does it all go?!??! Third, and second world contries? Evolution and half apes... Why not alphabetical order? Suicide commitment.... Driving without shoes? Can parents really do that? Shirt buttons? Leader of the Jewish Community? The letters of CVS??? Who was in the booth? Bumper stickers not on bumpers! Mailing yourself? Why locks? Color of tool boxes Rhymes with Silver... Does this make me a cannibal? Who's Erza? Will we survive? Jimmy cracks corn?? Space end? Black, white, or melado? Ram & Sheep & Donkey Inventor of braille?? Belly button lint?? The Egg or Chicken? Touch Wood?
Not Old but Not New Sexual identity of cows? Airplanes with windshield wipers? What if one drowns? Materials of a fog horn? Fixin' to answer a question? French Frites? Rising oil prices? Why not tear free?? 20 year warranties? National Anthems Nickname for Ron Silver?? Titles of roads and why?? Where does Barney work? Real and Artificial lemons?? Male or Female?? Opposite of uncouth? The case of the gemstone What kind of poo? What was the first book?? Naming of the hamburger Why stripes on straws? Wingless fly? What is the color? The words to, too and two How do they do it? How many rental stores? Handicapped bathrooms	Not New but Not Old Do the choose the graveyard shift? Sesame Street and Mr. Rogers What are the 3 shells? Selling of cigarettes? What is the purpose of the last 4 digits? 8's and 10's Why not chocolate milk? Why Marmalade and not Jam? How long does it take? Buttered toasts and cats What's up with the hurricanes? What does this mean? Is it ok?? Banned cartoons? Advertising for Certs? Can I get some info here? Why do they itch? Softening and treating fur jackets What are the names? Anywhere to staff nurses? Is it useful? Declaring War... Weight-bearing areas? Any Punishments??? Words... Name the actor Does this cause Alzheimer's Disease? When and where?
Close to New but not Quite there Are they all the same? Whats on the braille signs? Why make caskets water tight? How many chickens? How do we know we aren't color blind? In the year... What is this in diet pop? The mass of dollar bill What is EMO? How many grams of fat? How much is a gross? Why flat and not round? Will your headlights work? Whats the first thing you know? Why red, green, and yellow?? Love at first sight? The color of the moon Can you move? Are they like their parents? Constellation Patterns? If you do this 50 times... Substitute for rubber cement? Who can play in the play offs?? Is it poisonous? What are the protein needs? How many race? Who wrote this song?	Wanna Be New How can this be? Why is it 1? Why with a question mark? Wheres the rubber at? What color do the smerfs change? What is this song about? How does it stick? Why are they called stoners? What is the air-speed velocity? What does this word mean? When thinking? Why do they spell it T-H-R-U? Trick or treat age? Why is there an opening? Why on the left wrist? Siblings planning weddings To float or not to float.. What is the song? Why isn't it free? Why aren't they veggies? How did this get named? The three components Whats with our body temperature? Why aren't they surprised? Who is that?!?! How many stamps? Whats going on with this?
So close to new I can taste it Can they be detected? Do they make him swear on a Bible? What is the definition??? What is the name? Why cold and wet? What kind of officer? Which should I choose? How much can you sleep? What is socialism? How fast? What did you do? Why celebrate? How many licks? Who or whom is right? Over, over, over, over, over.... Why is it 9/10ths? Who married who? What is this.... Can someone solve the most ask question? Why this color? How much deeper?? How did this get named? Does this exist? What population? Fruit or Veggie? When can you see it? Why so much recognition? What do we call this? Who are we? Didn't they need tools? Is this good to use?	Wish I was on the front page new

These are questions that we first came up with to start the site.  Some of them were self generated, others began to e-mail us when we were featured on Web Site Wednesday on EHOWA.  These are in the order that they were answered, not received.  We never thought we would actually need an Archive section but people are e-mailing us faster than we can post.

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